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Poptarts. Cinnamon-Brown Sugar. Cherry. Strawberry. Fudge. Any kind of poptart and you have won me over. Unfortunately, I have not had a poptart in almost 3 years. It has been hard. Everyday before school in high school I would eat a poptart. And, everyday after school I would eat a poptart.
And! Anytime I was offered or had a chance to eat a poptart I would eat a poptart. So, as you can see, they have held a very important position in my life.
Well, today I did it. I ate a poptart. Why I waited 3 years? Well, for a few reasons; 1) The boxed poptarts are delicious, but so so bad for you. 2) If I start, I cannot stop. As I did 3 years ago, starting with one for breakfast every morning and it got out of control and I gained 3 pounds. Probably from poptarts alone. And 3) I'm scared of them. (refer back to 2)
What made me give in? This wasn't any normal poptart. It was mine. I made it. I was in charge of the ingredients. I made this thing look and hopefully taste better than the boxed poptarts (probably barely healthier, though. I could have made a better effort.). I had to try. That's where I broke my 3 year streak. I ate the whole thing, and one more. I was in love. I am in love.
With that, all of this should be enough proof that they are worth trying. Seriously... I know I have said this several times about several other things, but these... these you need to try.
Assembling of tarts
1) Line baking sheet with parchment or a Silpat.
2) Lightly dust surface with flour and roll 1 of the portions of dough into a 12-by-10 inch rectangle. Be sure to rotate the dough and re-flour the surface/rolling pin to avoid sticking.
3) Using a knife, trim the dough of rugged edges.
4) Cut the rectangle into 6 equal small rectangles.
5) Using spatula, transfer rectangle to the baking sheet; leave about 1 1/2 - 2 inches apart. Place this baking pan back into the fridge.
6) Whisk egg and water in a small bowl until evenly combined; set aside.
Assembly ingredients
1 large egg
1 tablespoon water
7) Roll out second portion of dough to the same dimensions as the first. Trim, and cut into 6 rectangles. Using a fork, prick the 6 rectangles all over.
8) Remove the baking sheet from the refrigerator and brush a thin coating of egg wash over each dough rectangle.
9) Divide the cinnamon-brown sugar filling among the rectangles; Spread evenly, leaving about 1/2 border.
Cinnamon-Brown Sugar filling
5 heaping tablespoons of brown sugar
5 teaspoons organic sugar
1 tablespoon almond flour
1 tablespoon cinnamon
Place all of the ingredients into a small bowl, and whisk until evenly combined.
10) Place the pricked rectangle on top of the cinnamon-brown sugar covered rectangles.
11) Press on the edges of the dough to adhere, and gently flatten the filling area of tart. Using a fork dipped in flour so it does not stick, crimp the edges of the tarts.
12) Bake until golden brown, around 24-27 minutes. Start checking at around 23 minutes. Transfer to cooling racking before you glaze.

13) Once cooled, you can then spoon the glaze and drizzle over each poptart. Or, if you would prefer a lower calorie poptart, simply brush a small amount on top of the tart, as I did. :)
Let tarts sit for ten minutes, allowing the glaze to set. Then, enjoy. Tip: Nuke poptart in microwave for 20 seconds if you would like a warm dessert. Another tip: Make the poptarts smaller than a regular size poptart. This way you will not feel as guilty when you want to eat one more. Or, two more. Or, three.
Poptart dough
2 cups almond flour
1 tablespoon organic sugar
1 teapsoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
2 sticks cold butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
2 egg yolks
1/4 cup milk (do not used non-fat)
Preheat oven to 375F. In a large bowl whisk flour, sugar, cinnamon and salt until combined. Add in the butter, tossing with your fingers until well coated in flour mixture. Using a blender, fingers, or knife, cut the butter into the dry ingredients until they resemble the size of pea's.
Whisk egg yolks and milk in small bowl until completely combined. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture, mixing with your hands until large clumps have formed. Turn the batter out onto a flat surface and knead. Be sure to smear the butter into the dough (your palm works best) until it comes together completely.
Divide the dough into 2 equal portions, shaped into two 6-by-5 inch rectangles. Wrap the dough tightly in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour. Prepare filling.